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Thursday, June 29, 2006

Performers from Statistic in ThongHai

aisling:差3步就抵達神木卻折返下山趕公車又沒趕上的小可憐1號(only three walks to see the oldest and biggest tree but had to climb down to catch the bus. The worst was she missed it. Poor baby#1)
vsop:還沒喊號碼就輸了被彈12下耳朵,一踏出全家就下大雨的小可憐2號(lost the game without playing it and was shot ears by fingers 12 times. It rained heavily as she walked out the Family store. Poor baby#2)
skylee:有情有義特地從澎湖趕來,在回程公車上憋了2個多小時的小可憐3號(participated in the reunion particularly from Pong Hu island. Can't go to bathroom for more than two hours on back bus.Poor baby#3)
cleo:穿著小高跟全程爬完溪頭,豈是一個猛字了得的克麗歐(climbed up and down with high heel, cool!!)
lulu:連玩心臟病每盤都輸又有懼高症的俗仔,根本是披著女人外表的男人(lost in every heart disease games and had fear of height. I'm a chicken who is a man with a woman's looking.)
小君:隔日一早有事得趕回台南仍來參加同學會,因此唯一得到寵幸,與五大美女共度一晚的幸運兒(couldn't join the other day's reunion but still dashed to Taichung from Tainan; hence he got the chance to spend one night with five beauties)Gama:耳朵被彈到很有財庫,目前準備接下行天宮主任、乩童出身的搞笑1號(the ear was shot to be very fortune, his part time job is a Taoist now. Funny#1)(In Chinese tradition, the fatter ear u have, the big fortune you own)
龜維:唸書唸到搞不清楚怎麼正常講話,還是一樣捲的搞笑2號(studies too hard to know how to speak clearly. Funny#2)
蛋頭:根本沒唸書準備教甄考試卻偷偷練投籃的搞笑3號(didn't prepare for the teacher's exam but sneaked and practiced to shoot basketball. Funny#3)
Tcp:正港高雄代表,耳朵被彈到快失聰,小菊花又被毒龍鑚臨幸的搞笑4號
(presented for Kaohsing, his ear was shot to be deaf and his ass was attracted by clothes tree. Funny#4)
強尼:長的溫文儒雅的黑道大哥,psp卻狂輸bernice選手的搞笑5號(looks like the boss of Gang, but PSP car race game lost to Bernice. Funny#5)
windplane:皮膚白皙氣死少女們,第一個搶到留言頭香的香主(the first messenger winner who has white skin to make girls envious.)
seaor:在面前講話聽不到,遠遠講他壞話卻聽的很靈敏的公務員
(can't hear clearly from speaking in front of him but instead of in back of him)

yellow:度過內分泌旺盛時期,在回程公車上跟阿伯搶走道坐的長腿叔叔(uncle long feet who spent incretion period and had nice skin now and fighted for the aisle seat with an elder on back bus)
小gi:隨時隨地都在蠕動,連續講2.5小時的話也不會累的超級公關(super publicist who always shook his body and wasn't tired by continuing 2.5 hrs speaking.)
Mary:大一英文班相依為命,目前仍舊喜歡講冷笑話的洪老師(Mr. Hong who was the guy only attended the same English class with me and still liked to speak cold jokes now.)
Obleft:根本是來幫大家背水壺的芋頭(came here to help everyone carry their pitchers)
Swei:拿著少女用的超薄手機,又愛裝台中人的嘉義魂(pretened to be a Taichung people and used the dainty cell phone)
喬治:10點還在上msn趕不上溪頭公車,又有山路恐懼症的人體擔架(human handbarrow who was still on msn at 10 but couldn't catch the Xi-Tou bus, and had the fear of mountain road)
Sway:假公務名義行偷用流量之實的史威(took advantage of the name of office business but snuck to use its flow rate)

Mary & his lovely fiancee

Gama & his lovely Bernice

2006.06.24(1)

Gama提議中午大家一起吃個飯,然台中火車站已經沒落找不到好餐廳,所以我們就選擇M囉。此時聽到強尼說喬治早上10點還在跟他msn,昏倒!坐上復興號到台中也要2點20,lulu馬上衝去台中客運問是否可以晚點開車,結果不行L只好請小君繞道過來接喬治上山。大家在M裡面聊的很開心,強尼一直被大家虧,去小木屋結帳的時候,他只要站在老闆面前手叉在胸前,老闆就會自動打折(哎呀,人家只是長的像大哥,呵呵:P)。Seaor是你站在他面前講話他聽不到,但遠遠的講到他的名字,他都會突然回頭說:吼~你們在講我的壞話喔!有次在宿舍剛洗完澡,Seaor一接到電話:喂~喂~你要找誰?然後把電話轉給gama說那是他的電話,gama接後頓時傻眼,拜託…陳seaor!那是你的電話啦@@還有一次蛋頭找seaor吃宵夜:走,去吃排骨麵!seaor:喔!好,要睡覺囉。哈哈^^
時間接近2點,Mary帶著他可愛的fiancee坐計程車從干城車站趕到台中客運(司機一定覺得這個人的錢真好賺,干城到台中客運走路只要5分鐘,哈J)不過,時間算最準的是yellow,在我們上車前的3分鐘報到,不愧是統計系畢業,正負誤差抓的剛剛好^_^




老天爺真是疼我們,剛好18人坐車(另4人坐小君車),小巴剛好18人座,等於是包車嘛!而幸運的邱小gi榮坐司機大哥旁邊當車掌小姐,最猛的是,他什麼人都可以聊天,不僅跟司機大哥聊的開心,還傳話問大家要不要下車上廁所,買荔枝、檳榔等等。我們東海統計系的鄉親可不是省油的燈,沒有桌子也能打牌打得吱吱叫;路上那麼癲頗,也能尬PS賽車不怕暈車,令人佩服的五體投地呀。



在上山的途中,下起午後雷大雨,所有的美景就像蒙上朦朧的一層紗,尤其往懸堐望去,整輛車感覺騰雲駕霧(根本是一台靈車..切..不吉利亂講話,掌嘴!呵^^),頓時整個心情豁然開朗。生活在都市太久,彷彿被關在籠子裡的小鳥,視野不夠寬闊,難免有時會有負面的情緒,偶爾接近大自然,放鬆心情也不賴,尤其與三五好友結伴同行,不亦樂乎!^_^

2006.06.24(3)

晚餐大家像蝗蟲掃過,真的餓了,另一桌除了bernice其餘都是男生,熱心的公關小gi怕他們吃不飽,還加菜-菜圃蛋(超鹹~~),最後我們這桌把沒吃完的菜和飯通通端到喬治面前,因為只剩他一人還沒吃飽…哈哈哈!我們好壞喔,大家故意的吧!食物全擺在他面前,讓他害羞的吃不下。


晚餐結束,大家回房換洗,準備大戰!aisling帶著從峇里島的伴手禮給我們,喔~~lulu開心的拿衣服一起旋轉。因為姑娘我不會玩大老二、牌七那種不好玩的撲克牌遊戲,所以大家很配合的跟我玩心臟病。怎麼可能!除了其中一盤硬逼aisling承認她輸,要她吃牌外,其餘我每盤都輸耶。
Swei進來串門子,反正我手上牌那麼多,要懂得分享,所以分一些給他繼續玩。吼~~大家一定都串通好的啦~~~>”<~~~怎麼都贏不了。後來mary進來了,秉持分享的精神,繼續分牌給他,I can't believe it!還是輸~~哼!一定是我坐的風水不好!生氣!這些遊戲不好玩!

輪到我去大家房間串門子,首先打開樓上那間房,哇塞!真是經典!第ㄧ幕映眼簾的是TCP正被gama以”毒龍鑽”荼毒,哈哈!!真是物盡其用,所謂的毒龍鑽酷刑就是用掛衣架塞進小菊花(隔天老闆會不會覺得那一根有騷味啊?^^)。小gi要求我也參與激爆骰子樂的遊戲,俗仔的我玩了一盤就落跑,gama的耳朵被彈到財庫從50萬增加到500萬,TCP幾乎要失聰,obleft還得拿冰水冰敷。拜託,我是少女耶,他們這些惡魔才不會手下留情咧!
接著去強尼的房間看到bernice又再跟他尬psp賽車,他居然跟我邀賽,算了!!我真的不太會玩game,強尼一直強調他很弱,要我試試看,強尼,現在問題在於如果我輸你的話,不是又會被笑嗎^_^。
回到自己的房間後,小gi說要玩逢七鼓掌的遊戲,此時被惡運詛咒的vsop也回來了,沒想到她也玩激爆骰子樂,還沒喊到數字就被彈了12下耳朵,這樣我有信心玩小gi的game了!!嗚嗚~~><~~我還是輸,一直被嘲笑反應慢。唉呀!反正我不需要靠玩撲克或小遊戲來證明自己是有智慧的少女啦!!

(被受虐只能穿平口褲的慈生兒^^)
(有褲子穿多高興啊~)
不過我們玩得太瘋狂,不只一次被其他房客要求小聲,所以我們就各自回房看世足賽,剛好德國vs.瑞典,天啊!!德國今年蠻猛的哦,開場11分鐘內就得2分,多虧skylee(澎湖代表,最愛你啦)在旁解說,不然我真看不懂足球,只是愛看這種有氣氛的比賽!我們越看越high,隔壁房的就敲牆壁抗議!!先生~~世足賽四年才一次,那麼精采,幹嘛那麼早睡咧!!

2006.06.24(2)

到了溪頭,摳了老闆來接送。哇嗚!其中一輛是Benz耶!民宿業果然有市場,接送車是Benz。邱小gi和gama同學想用抽鑰匙的方式男女混睡,sorry囉!早就被小君包下來囉,哈阿~剛好小君的黑頭車抵達小木屋,還搖下車窗跟我們揮手勒。分配好房間後,大家稍作休息,就一起外出逛一下!



哇!外面一片霧濛濛,但是這樣說說笑笑到全家便利商店也蠻有氣氛(真是見鬼@@,明明是全家,還一直叫OK:P),與老同學同遊真開心,五年了,大家幾乎都沒什麼變^^可憐的mary和yellow一整天都尚未進食,買了些許食物當場喀了起來!







(邱小gi,你是來湊熱鬧的嗎?^^)
全家附設投籃機,喬治和蛋頭尬了起來,cool!蛋頭,都沒在唸書準備教甄喔,還能左右手投籃呢^_^最好笑的是強尼v.s. bernice,沒想到PS弱就算了,居然連投籃都贏不了。強尼~~你以後怎麼在小弟們面前抬頭做人啊?^___^


時間接近晚餐時間,該回小木屋,不過當前鋒vsop和skylee往前踏下階梯的那一霎那,天空狠狠的下起大雨,因此她們一直被笑”帶賽”,(各位我可是有提醒大家帶傘喔,只是兩天都沒用到,乖乖躺在行囊裡:P)只好大家一起擠在全家等雨變小。龜維和小gi好煩喔,一直不肯好好正常講話,一定要很捲的把尾音提高嗎?=.=

雨變小了,大夥結伴快步回小木屋,突然前面走過一個頭帶漁夫帽,身穿輕便雨衣的漁夫,他…就是我們的老大,天啊~~那麼平民化的打扮,被大家笑都沒雨了,買什麼雨衣啊?!強尼說:要懂得未雨綢繆(but…這雨衣也只用了這段路短短10分鐘,之後沒再出現過^^)