Performers from Statistic in ThongHai

aisling：差3步就抵達神木卻折返下山趕公車又沒趕上的小可憐1號(only three walks to see the oldest and biggest tree but had to climb down to catch the bus. The worst was she missed it. Poor baby#1)
vsop：還沒喊號碼就輸了被彈12下耳朵，一踏出全家就下大雨的小可憐2號(lost the game without playing it and was shot ears by fingers 12 times. It rained heavily as she walked out the Family store. Poor baby#2)
skylee：有情有義特地從澎湖趕來，在回程公車上憋了2個多小時的小可憐3號(participated in the reunion particularly from Pong Hu island. Can't go to bathroom for more than two hours on back bus.Poor baby#3)
cleo：穿著小高跟全程爬完溪頭，豈是一個猛字了得的克麗歐(climbed up and down with high heel, cool!!)
lulu：連玩心臟病每盤都輸又有懼高症的俗仔，根本是披著女人外表的男人(lost in every heart disease games and had fear of height. I'm a chicken who is a man with a woman's looking.)
小君：隔日一早有事得趕回台南仍來參加同學會，因此唯一得到寵幸，與五大美女共度一晚的幸運兒(couldn't join the other day's reunion but still dashed to Taichung from Tainan; hence he got the chance to spend one night with five beauties)Gama：耳朵被彈到很有財庫，目前準備接下行天宮主任、乩童出身的搞笑1號(the ear was shot to be very fortune, his part time job is a Taoist now. Funny#1)(In Chinese tradition, the fatter ear u have, the big fortune you own)
龜維：唸書唸到搞不清楚怎麼正常講話，還是一樣捲的搞笑2號(studies too hard to know how to speak clearly. Funny#2)
蛋頭：根本沒唸書準備教甄考試卻偷偷練投籃的搞笑3號(didn't prepare for the teacher's exam but sneaked and practiced to shoot basketball. Funny#3)
Tcp：正港高雄代表，耳朵被彈到快失聰，小菊花又被毒龍鑚臨幸的搞笑4號

(presented for Kaohsing, his ear was shot to be deaf and his ass was attracted by clothes tree. Funny#4)

強尼：長的溫文儒雅的黑道大哥，psp卻狂輸bernice選手的搞笑5號(looks like the boss of Gang, but PSP car race game lost to Bernice. Funny#5)
windplane：皮膚白皙氣死少女們，第一個搶到留言頭香的香主(the first messenger winner who has white skin to make girls envious.)
seaor：在面前講話聽不到，遠遠講他壞話卻聽的很靈敏的公務員
(can't hear clearly from speaking in front of him but instead of in back of him)

yellow：度過內分泌旺盛時期，在回程公車上跟阿伯搶走道坐的長腿叔叔(uncle long feet who spent incretion period and had nice skin now and fighted for the aisle seat with an elder on back bus)
小gi：隨時隨地都在蠕動，連續講2.5小時的話也不會累的超級公關(super publicist who always shook his body and wasn't tired by continuing 2.5 hrs speaking.)
Mary：大一英文班相依為命，目前仍舊喜歡講冷笑話的洪老師(Mr. Hong who was the guy only attended the same English class with me and still liked to speak cold jokes now.)
Obleft：根本是來幫大家背水壺的芋頭(came here to help everyone carry their pitchers)
Swei：拿著少女用的超薄手機，又愛裝台中人的嘉義魂(pretened to be a Taichung people and used the dainty cell phone)
喬治：10點還在上msn趕不上溪頭公車，又有山路恐懼症的人體擔架(human handbarrow who was still on msn at 10 but couldn't catch the Xi-Tou bus, and had the fear of mountain road)
Sway：假公務名義行偷用流量之實的史威(took advantage of the name of office business but snuck to use its flow rate)

Mary & his lovely fiancee

Gama & his lovely Bernice